Animals That Do Not Have Time Male Bullshit


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Animals That Do Not Have Time Male Bullshit

1. Female Dragonfly 

The Female dragonflies fake sudden death to avoid male advances, The trouble we go true to keep it pure lol 

Female dragonflies
Female dragonflies

2. What is there to live for 

The male ants often only have one role – Mating with the queen, after they perform this function they can die. 

male-ants
male-ants

3. Komodo dragon

Life without a man is a walk in the park for the Komodo dragon because these ladies can fertilize there own egg cutting the need for a man in there lives, you go girl. 

komodo-dragon
komodo-dragon

4 black widow spiders

There isn’t a lot of insects that is has populer as the black widow and that’s for a good reason, but this dark queen kills her mate and eats him after she lets him get what he wants. now that’s true love right there lol 

black-widow-spiders
black-widow-spiders

5 female octopus

The Female Octopus has a lot of legs and a lot of love to give but not for her mate because this girl strangles her lover after he has gotten the good stuff.

 

female-octopus 
female-octopus

6 Bee Grateful your not a bee

You may think being a bee is a sweet deal no know getting to make sweet love to the queen 10 times in a row but these guys have it hard because after all that sweet love making there is no pull for them because when they do they lose there man parts and guts and all that good stuff.

But lovemaking is a risking business for anyone right. 

bee
bee

7 The Seahorse

The Seahorse is a beautiful animal but the males have it really though, with being the one to giving birth and all but that’s not the sucky part. the male Seahorse gives birth to about 2000 babies and birthing can go on for 10 to 25 days. 

seahorse
seahorse

8 Praying mantis

Sure love can break your heart but if you’re a male Praying mantis, It can literally eat you alive, during mating the female bit the male head off and eat him. 

praying-mantis
praying mantis

9 Squids

Female Squids wear fake testes to avoid male advances, I guess this is what the girls back in the day use to do. 

squid
squid

10 Meerkat, Make that money Gurl

The meerkat male pay rent to the dominant female to stay in the group. 

meerkats
meerkats

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